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Forgiveness please

06/03/25

Ladies and gentlemen. I come before you today to inform you that this website has been updated. This of course, is obvious, given that this text is here when it wasn't before. I suppose I COULD omit those two previous sentences but then I'd no longer have a coherent opener. Whether or not this opener is coherent is entirely subjective itself. Yes, indeed, the site has in fact been updated.

There's two new ROM hacks this time. I have more in the pipeline for next update.

Super Mario Bros - Two Players Hack - I play this pretty frequently. It's a good time on a flash cart with some family or friends. Word of warning, there's no way for either player to continue if they game over. you might as well reset. It's so fun though that it doesn't matter.

Dragon Warrior - ChatGPT Edition - The worst shitpost hack ever created. Which brings me to...

There are people that like it, but they can fuck themselves. Vitriol aside, I spent a month experimenting with ChatGPT so that I could accurately shit on it without sounding hyperbolic. I wrote about the experience here. It's inaccurate, creates garbage, and makes you less happy in general. I don't know if what I'm saying is interesting or new, but it's important I say it.

I've updated the banner. The old name is no longer the current name, whatever that means.. Everybody please welcome our wonderful shareholder demanded rebrand into "some website". That's right! Now in contrived scenarios where you download a hack here and someone asks you where you got it, saying "some website" will be accurate. It'll also confuse people which is funny to me. There's also a new About section which is just a glorified FAQ.