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Unintentionally Creepy NES Games
Who'd have thought games made in an era of limitations in both experience and technology would lead to creepy stuff?

chatgpt is worthless garbage
I review ChatGPT 4.0 and realize that it's about as useful as a hammer made of Jell-O. Because of this, I force it to make a ROM Hack.

I love Dragon Quest
Wherein I wax poetic about a coping mechanism I discovered while living in poverty. I still enjoy it now though. I tried to avoid being pretentious.

Wierd NES Glitches
Nintendo's first console was incredibly sensitive to dirt due to a design flaw. This lead to some wild things because of another design flaw. Design flaws for everyone!

Reddit Really, Really sucks
Watch me get increasingly more angry at a website nobody forced me to use, interact with, or even acknowledge.

Crystal Clear Review
This hack of Pokemon Crystal sure is interesting, but should you play it?

Coleco Gemini Review
Coleco made an Atari 2600 clone. It's not very good but hey, neither is the source material.