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Or, what happens when a hardware developer gives companies direct CPU access to their device.

Come, join me as I walk you through every single version of Dr. Mario I'm aware of. You see, it's the greatest video game of all time. Nothing- anywhere- can compare to it's sheer glory. Which version is the best? Is it the NES Version? Or is it the rerelease of the NES version on the Switch? I don't know! Do you? Well, you will when you're done reading this.

Here's a bunch of crap about the original Halo trilogy. I don't care.

imagine having everything and still being a total loser. Honestly, that can describe most rich people and politicians.

Unlike most people, I don't completely hate these. Here, I discuss the two games I have in this series and a third related game.

Who'd have thought games made in an era of limitations in both experience and technology would lead to creepy stuff?

I review ChatGPT 4.0 and realize that it's terrible. Knowing this, I force it to make a ROM Hack.

Wander the forest and kill monster while you desperately try to forget how terrible your circumstances actually are.

A more or less stream of conscious look at why I love the United States so much. No, this isn't some kind of pro-doland rant. quite the opposite, in fact.

Your NES was sensitive to dirt because of a design flaw. This leads to really wild things because of another design flaw. Design flaws for everyone!

Watch me get increasingly more angry at a website nobody forced me to use, interact with, or even acknowledge.

This hack of Pokemon Crystal sure is interesting, but should you play it?

Coleco made an Atari 2600 clone. It's not very good but hey, neither is the source material.

Or: How the People Brought Kimmel Back.

Utilize this information if you're looking to join the growing number of people kicking Disney to the curb. This time, they have a legitimate reason!