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Stephen Miller is a Lolcow that also somehow works in the White House. The fact that such a ridiculous thing happened is proof that America really is the land of opportunity. Even the most pathetic, worthless people can make it. It won't fill the hole in his soul though, so he acts like a cruel dickhead and spergs out over judges. Read about this dork here.

A more or less stream of conscious look at why I love the United States so much. Use this as motivation if you're feeling down about the current state of things. It's not permanent, and it's impossible for it to be permanent unless we allow it to be. Are you going to allow it to be? You weren't born to sit and watch, of course you're not.

Unlike most people, I don't completely hate these. A lot of them are worthless though. Here, I discuss the two games I have in this series and a third related game.

Who'd have thought games made in an era of limitations in both experience and technology would lead to creepy stuff?

I review ChatGPT 4.0 and realize that it's about as useful as a hammer made of Jell-O. Because of this, I force it to make a ROM Hack.

Wherein I wax poetic about a coping mechanism I discovered while living in poverty. I still enjoy it now though. I tried to avoid being pretentious.

Nintendo's first console was incredibly sensitive to dirt due to a design flaw. This lead to some wild things because of another design flaw. Design flaws for everyone!

Watch me get increasingly more angry at a website nobody forced me to use, interact with, or even acknowledge.

This hack of Pokemon Crystal sure is interesting, but should you play it?

Coleco made an Atari 2600 clone. It's not very good but hey, neither is the source material.

Or: How the People Brought Kimmel Back.

Utilize this information if you're looking to join the growing number of people kicking Disney to the curb. This time, they have a legitimate reason!