Impotent Rage: The Stephen Miller Story
Notice: As with any lolcow, don't touch the poop. Do not harass or threaten Stephen Miller. He's already a master at self owning anyway.
Eccentric and filled with rage
As a God fearing American patriot with 100% confidence in the American ideal, Stephen Miller is a comedy gold mine. He represents the entire gamut of what makes America great. The mere fact that this dipshit loser is a presidential advisor is a sign of this country’s greatness. Only in America could something this absurd happen. The man wants unchecked power and decided it was a good idea to do so in one of the only countries where power is most certainly checked.
When the system works as it was envisioned, a dork like Stephen Miller is put in a position that will no doubt piss him off. He’s essentially trolling himself. I find it difficult to fear the words of a man that walks into a women's restroom and complains there are no urinals. Certainly he can try to force the women's restroom to have the urinals he so desires, but he doesn’t understand plumbing, so any attempt will reduce his efforts to a Home Depot bucket filled with piss. He may be satisfied with the bucket, but anyone that sees it will be rightfully disgusted.
this tweet reads like a 4chan post
I’m neither a doctor nor a therapist. That being said, even animals with no concept of psychology can pinpoint immediately that Stephen has difficulties perceiving reality. Most of the time it’s in the “grandma’s on a good one" kind of way. Sometimes though, he goes overboard. This man genuinely hates America. I know that sounds trite, so let me explain in case you didn't bother to read the wall of text in the above screencap. In it, he refers to our judiciary as “terrorists” and claimed that they committed “legal insurrection”. All because a judge struck down Trump's (Re: his) attempt to utilize the National Guard to invade Portland, Oregon. That sounds like the plot of a Schwarzenegger movie. Speaking of which...
Terminator 2 is a movie about a killer robot (T-1000) that travels back in time to kill a child that has the audacity to grow up and lead an army to defeat said robots. In the end, that ruthless killing machine is reduced to flailing about, screaming, completely bereft of dignity. That’s Stephen Miller every time he decries America’s values, and what they represent. It’s as funny as it is sad. Watching the movie, you know in the back of your mind that the T-1000 is never a true threat. The narrative is compelling, but you know he’ll never win. In fact, you’re curious how he’ll lose. He seems unstoppable until about 10 minutes before the film ends. In the end, its own hubris leads to defeat. The T-1000 underestimated its opponents. Had it not stopped to taunt the protagonists, it may have won.
Stephen Miller isn’t cool enough to be the T-1000, but I see similar trajectories here. He wants you to think he’s unstoppable, just as James Cameron wanted you to think the T-1000 was. This tough guy persona is part of a larger narrative. He relies on your belief in that narrative because that’s all he has. This shit only sticks if you believe in it. Hell, America itself only exists if you believe in it. So what are you going to do? Believe an idiot with a Twitter account or a constitution that has existed for 250 years? The choice is obvious.
Stephen any time he posts on twitter
So the question isn’t if he’ll fail, it’s when, and how. America doesn’t tolerate the kind of crap he’s trying to sell. Those of you that react to his tantrums in fear are feeding into the illusion that he has any power to begin with. I promise you, if he actually had any real power at all, he wouldn’t be crying on Twitter because a judge told him “no”. He may defy the judge, but I doubt that would work out the way he thinks it might.
so that's why my kid's clothes shot up in price.
If you ask me, Stephen is a bigger problem than Donald Trump. You see, Donald might be the most easily swayed man in existence. He's incredibly gullible and plays into your hand as soon as you compliment him. Just look at his relationship with Zohran Mamdani. They are ideologically opposed in every single way and yet they get along because Mayor Mamdani treats Donald with respect. Stroke his ego and he'll give you anything. I think Stephen Miller is taking advantage of this. While Trump certainly has fascistic tendencies, he's too stupid to conceptualize and implement anything beyond "shoot people". Stephen, by comparison, actually believes in the white supremacist nonsense he spouts. All of this "blood of the nation" and "anglo-saxon" talk you hear Trump spew seems to come directly from him. In fact, there's a noticeable difference in vocabulary and diction whenever Donald discusses race or nationality. Mind you, this doesn't make Stephen some kind of mastermind. As I've already established, it doesn't seem hard to get Trump to do or say virtually anything. Still, such rhetoric coming from the President is a cause for concern. Or would be if not for Donald's profound lack of credibility with virtually everyone.
I'm not downplaying anything, mind you. This rhetoric can be dangerous. Recently, Judge Diane Goldstein of South Carolina had her home burned to the ground in what’s being investigated as an arson. Three of her family members were hospitalized. This suspected arson occurred just one day after Stephen referred to the United States Judiciary as “terrorists”. It's a coincidence, but crazy people don’t care that Stephen's rhetoric on twitter is /b/-tier shitposting. They can and will act on posts like that. As entertaining as Stephen's meltdowns are, they could have very real consequences.
Speaking of which, what kind of consequences should Stephen Miller face? This man is the White House Senior Advisor. His behavior is unbecoming of the role, if nothing else. This administration is going to have a lot to answer for. Whether it be protecting pedophiles, murdering citizens, or other crap I don't have time to go into. You can't convict a man for crying on the internet or telling lies to the president. However, there are plenty of things Stephen is allegedly doing that are criminal. For instance, Stephen allegedly has a personal stake in Palantir, granting him a personal financial tie to these overly aggressive ICE Raids. He could be held responsible for the ICE policies that led to Alex Pretti and Renee Good's deaths. Though, I'd imagine a lot of people are going to go down for those once dipshit is out of office. If there's anything they'll get him on though, it's the alleged conflict of interest. Everything else is tough because the prosecution would have to paint with a very broad brush. The Palantir thing would solely be his to own. Assuming of course, that it's true.
Stephen is stirring the pot more now than his first term, and his face is becoming recognizable. Prior to a few weeks ago, I’d heard his name only in passing. I’d heard “nazi” this and “fascist” that. I don’t label him as such because it legitimizes him. In normal times, I’m apolitical and I don’t care about what’s going on unless it involves economics. That I even know who Stephen Miller is is a huge problem for him. More and more people are learning about this balding manlet. They’re learning about what he says, what he does, what is done in the name of his ideology. They’re rightfully disgusted. If he came into your business, would you serve him? I wouldn’t. I'd probably make fun of him though. Based on his comments about our justice system alone, It would appear that Stephen Miller became a public figure to see American citizens subjugated. Imagine being such a huge pussy that you can't handle looking at people that don't look like you.
He is so thin skinned this laughably bad edit would piss him off
Don't fall for Stephen's Bullshit. Protesting isn’t terrorism. Resisting tyrants is the most American thing you can do. The constitution exists, no matter how much he wants to pretend it doesn't. His contempt for it doesn’t make it any less important, either. America is certainly flawed right now, but we’re not licked. The constitution is simply too ingrained to falter- especially the amendments people know about. That first one? Yeah, everyone knows that one, Stephen.
Imagine being this full of shit
Really, we should laugh at him. That is truly the most patriotic thing you could do right now. Right up there with voting and peppering your yard with American flags. I need to make it clear though: never doxx or threaten Stephen Miller. He's already scared enough as it is. Plus, it'll legitimize his delusions. Stephen thrives on being a victim. Furthermore, don’t give him power he wishes he had by fearing him. If he knows he’s going to be mocked whenever he opens his mouth, he'll almost certainly shut the fuck up. That’s half the battle right there.
I think the most wonderful thing about Stephen though is how he makes me feel about myself. I don't think I'm that great of a person. Yet, when I look at Stephen, not only do I think "wow, I'm more masculine than I thought", I think "wow, maybe I'm not so terrible". It's a lot like when I used to read about Chris-Chan. In my early twenties, I considered myself to be completely worthless. Then I discovered Chris-Chan and realized it could be so much worse. Stephen appears to have everything he could ever want. He's rich, famous, and surrounded by powerful people. Yet, it's obvious that he doesn't have anything of merit. You can't take any of that with you when old age hits and you spend a majority of your time shitting yourself. Just look at Donald. He's technically the most powerful man on Earth, and yet, nearly everyone hates him and thinks he's little more than a drooling invalid. And that's because he is. Nobody loves him, and nobody loves Stephen Miller. That's these guys' problems in a nutshell. They revel in made up nonsense because they couldn't figure out how to be human.
Inevitably, Stephen's time in the White House will come to a close. Trump will be out of the White House and Stephen will lose any power he had. Then, the accountability comes. See, when you've pissed off enough of the country, politicians begin using your accountability as a policy decision. That's a very, very bad position to be in. Maybe he shouldn't have taken himself so seriously.
