Impotent Rage: The Stephen Miller Story
Notice: As with any lolcow, don't touch the poop. Don't harrass him, don't threaten him, don't do anything to him. Make fun of him, turn him into a joke. He's a public figure, you don't have to make fun of him directly for him to hear about it.
Eccentric and filled with rage
As a God fearing American patriot with 100% confidence in the American ideal, Stephen Miller is a comedy gold mine. He represents the entire gamut of what makes America great. The mere fact that a dork like him is a presidential advisor is a sign of this country’s greatness. Underneath the tough public persona he tries to maintain beats the heart of a coward unworthy of his position. And yet, there he is. Only in America could something so absurd happen. The man wants unchecked power and decided it was a good idea to do so in one of the only countries where power is most certainly checked.
When the system works as it was envisioned, a dork like Stephen Miller is put in a position that will no doubt piss him off. He’s essentially trolling himself. I find it difficult to fear the words of a man that walks into a women's restroom and complains there are no urinals. Certainly he can try to force the women's restroom to have the urinals he so desires, but he doesn’t understand plumbing, so any attempt will reduce his efforts to a Home Depot bucket filled with piss. He may be satisfied with the bucket, but anyone else that sees it will be rightfully disgusted.
I’m no doctor, nor am I a therapist. That being said, even animals with no concept of psychology could pinpoint immediately that Stephy boy has difficulties with reality. Most of the time it’s in the fun “oh boy, grandma’s on a good one" way. Sometimes though, he goes overboard and begins acting like a child that has dropped a popsicle. His disdain for what makes America great is so over the top that it’s impossible to take seriously. He’s referred to our judiciary as “terrorists” and claimed that they are committing “lawful insurrection” because a judge struck down Trump's (RE:his) attempt to utilize the National Guard to invade Portland, Oregon. Dude, chill out.
this tweet reads like a 4chan post
Terminator 2 is a movie about a killer robot (T-1000) that travels back in time to kill a child that has the audacity to grow up and lead an army to defeat said robots. In the end, that ruthless killing machine is reduced to flailing about, screaming, completely bereft of dignity.. That’s Stephen Miller every time he decries America’s values, and what they represent. It’s as funny as it is sad. Watching the movie, you know in the back of your mind that the T-1000 is never a true threat. The narrative is compelling, but you know he’ll never win. In fact, you’re curious how he’ll lose. He seems unstoppable until about 10 minutes before the film ends. As it turns out, something mundane takes him out and it’s entirely his fault. The underlying reason comes down to desperation and underestimation of his opponents. Had it not stopped to taunt Sarah Conner, the T-1000 may have won.
Stephen Miller isn’t cool enough to be the T-1000, but I see similar trajectories here. He wants you to think he’s unstoppable, just as James Cameron wanted you to think the T-1000 was. This tough guy persona is part of a larger narrative. He relies on your belief in that narrative because he knows that’s all he has. A political narrative only sticks if you believe in it. Hell, America itself only exists if you believe in it. So what are you going to do? Believe an idiot with a Twitter account or a constitution that has existed for 250 years? The choice is obvious.
Miller: Seen here posting on twitter about judges
So the question isn’t if he’ll fail, it’s when, and how. America doesn’t tolerate the kind of crap he’s trying to sell. Those of you that react to his tantrums in fear are feeding into the illusion that he has any power to begin with. I promise you, if he actually had any real power at all, he wouldn’t be crying on Twitter because a judge told him “no”. He may defy the judge, but I doubt that would work out the way he thinks it might. Everything he does is a feckless attempt at clinging to what little power he has to do what he wants.
You know, something tells me Donald Trump isn’t all there anymore. It would seem that the body is willing, but the brain is, well, gone. He’s being propped up by Stephen Miller. In fact, Stephen Miller has his hands so far up Trump's ass that Ross Perot would have a field day making charts about it. It’s unfortunate, but I’m not surprised. The funny thing is that only Trump has immunity as granted by the current supreme court. Any crime he commits will be overlooked. Sure, that’s fine. But about everyone's favorite Himmler wannabe? He’s not only not immune, but his social media posts might be evidence that he’s the one getting Trump to commit crimes for him. It’s not difficult to draw that line, and I think at some point someone powerful will in an official capacity.
Ahh, that explains why my childs clothes shot up in price.
He has no immunity, he has no real power to speak of. Just like with Elon, I can see a scenario where Trump realizes Miller is getting more attention than he is, Miller will be ousted. I think Miller is more the problem than Trump. I mean, he’s as corrupt as it gets and completely out of line, but I don’t think he’s a fascist. I think he’s an idiot. Miller though? C’mon. Miller’s feeding him this “enemy within” crap. Trump is a gullible fool, of course he’s taking it hook line and sinker. You’d think that he’s a mastermind because he’s manipulating Trump, but anyone can manipulate Trump. Even if he does, Trump doesn’t have any power either. Not really, anyway. You think these executive orders mean anything? They’re disposable by design. They’re not laws, and can be rescinded any time for any reason by any president. There's also the matter of Trumps incredible age and poor health. I wont go into that, because you can see it for yourself and make the same conclusions I have. Use your brain.
His rhetoric is as dangerous as it is funny. Recently, Judge Diane Goldstein of South Carolina had her burned to the ground in what’s being investigated as an arson. Three of her family members were hospitalized. She’s been receiving death threats for awhile, and now this happens? Just one day after Stephen Miller refers to the United States Judiciary as “terrorists”. It's probably a coincidence, but crazy people that are willing to carry out these acts don’t care that Stephen Miller's rhetoric on twitter makes no sense, or that it’s idiotic. They see that a Trump Administration official is rallying against "terrorists" without comprehending what it means, and they lash out. So as absolutely hilarious as his meltdowns are, they have very real consequences.
I suppose now is as good a time as any to discuss consequences. What kind of consequences should Stephen Miller face? Prosecutors will probably have a field day with his tweets alone. This isn’t a matter of going after people for saying terrible things. I’m perfectly fine with someone getting online and saying whatever they want, within reason, of course. What I find ridiculous is when the person posting like they’re on /b/ is a White House Senior Advisor. It’s unbecoming of the roll, if nothing else. If I were Stephen Miller, I’d be hoping like hell that last night's tweet doesn’t show up in that arsonist's browser history. This administration is going to have a lot to answer for when the Democrats take the House and/or Senate. While they seem to be incapable of taking their jobs seriously, I think they’re pissed off enough right now to make Trump's entire administration wince at the very idea of accountability from them.
Supposing he gets off scott-free, his Mr. Burns lookin' ass will be a pariah. He’s stirring the pot so much more than the first term, and his face is becoming recognizable. Prior to a few weeks ago, I’d heard his name in passing. I’d heard “nazi” this and “fascist” that. I don’t label him as such because it legitimizes him. I’m fairly apolitical and I don’t care about what’s going on unless it involves economics. The fact that I even know who Stephen Miller is a huge problem for him. More and more people are learning about this sad joke of a person. They’re learning about what he says, what he does, what is done in the name of his ideology. They’re rightfully disgusted. If he came into your business, would you serve him? I wouldn’t and you shouldn’t either. Based on his comments about our justice system alone, it’s appears he wants to see Americans subjugated. He’s thankfully not capable of that because we’re not going to let him. You gotta fight this dork, and fight him hard.
He is so thin skinned this laughably bad edit would piss him off
You gotta call out his nonsense in no uncertain terms, and make it clear to everyone that he’s full of shit. If you don’t resist, the power that he claims to have will become a reality because you let it. Are you going to read this now, and tell me that you’re gonna sit back and let a little bald man tell you what to do? What’s right and wrong? That guy? If you do, I suppose you deserve everything that happens after. Of course, you’re not going to. You have dignity. You have love for your country. You are an American. Of course we’re not going to let this idiot win. His failure is a foregone conclusion only because we’re Americans and we don’t tolerate this kind of crap.
Furthermore, when you believe that our country, the United States of America, isn’t resilient or that it can’t handle a tiny shake up like this clown and his dumb little crew, it becomes true. America isn’t a government, it isn’t a group of people, and it isn’t a piece of land. It’s an idea. You can’t kill an idea, but if you give up on it, it’ll weaken. Are you gonna let it weaken because some jerk with a Twitter account said some mean things and blew up a boat 3000 miles away? Obviously not. Stop getting distracted. You have work to do.
Imagine being so stupid that you make leftists seem reasonable
Stephen Miller loves to throw the term “terrorist” around to describe people that exercise their constitutional rights. Don’t fall for this. Protesting isn’t terrorism. Resisting tyrants is the most patriotic thing you can do as an American. Stephen Miller loves to project how he feels about himself onto others. Just know that under no circumstance can anyone legally shut you down for protesting. Laws still exist, no matter how much Miller wants you to think they don’t. His contempt for the constitution doesn’t make its existence any less important. The fact of the matter is, America is certainly flawed right now, but we’re not licked. America and its constitution will win in the end.
Until then, laugh at Stephen Miller. Treat him like the lolcow he is. Make a CWCiki style archive about him. Use public information that already exists, articles, whatever you can find. You can do that without outright doxxing him. Don't do that, wrong does not beget more wrong. He's a public figure, don't put in him in danger. It's wrong, and you'll be playing into his delusions which will legitimize them. Don’t give him the power he wishes he had by fearing him. He’s a loser. If he knows he’s going to be mocked whenever he opens his mouth, he’ll shut up. That’s half the battle right there. If we turn him into a lowcow, the problem isn’t solved, but we’ll be in complete control of any nonsense narrative he tries to spin. Document him like he’s a science experiment. In a lot of ways, he is. His own family has disowned him over his actions. His wife was running around with Elon Musk while he was working in the White House. She claims he wakes up and talks about how he's going to "own the libs" every morning. He acts like an Anime nerd that think's he's Naruto. It's pathetic that this man with the mind of a 12 year old thinks he's going to "own" anything. His demeanor is a self own that nobody can top no matter how much they tried. That's why I say not to attack him directly. Treat him like the subject of a documentary. Watch, laugh, but never engage.
Mockery is the best tool to defeat right wing dorks. I struggle to call Miller more than that, as it just legitimizes him. He's too stupid to be a successful fascist. Is he dangerous? Sure. Is he fool with no chance of success? Yeah, absolutely. You can accelerate his failure by stripping him of his ability to sow fear. Every single time you call him a "bald manlet" you are robbing him of his power. Do your part as a citizen of the United States of America and fight this pathetic wannabe tyrant with your mean words. It's all you'll ever need. Stephen, being Stephen, will continue to go out of his way to prove to his mommy that he's a big boy the only way he seems to know how: getting mad on the internet. Enjoy the show.
