Impotent Rage: The Stephen Miller Story
Notice: As with any lolcow, don't touch the poop. Do not harass or threaten Stephen Miller. He's already a master at self owning anyway.
Eccentric and filled with rage
As a God fearing American patriot with 100% confidence in the American ideal, Stephen Miller is a comedy gold mine and I think he's a great example of what makes America great. Just look at this dipshit loser-- only in America could this human embodiment of autism have a job in the White House. As a stupid person, he seeks unchecked power in a country that was founded by a bunch of guys that thought unchecked power sucked ass. When the system those men created works as envisioned, a man like Stephen Miller will quickly find himself in a position that will no doubt piss him off. Because of his overall intense manner of speaking, he terrifies people and that's almost certainly what he wants.
this tweet reads like a 4chan post
I’m neither a doctor nor a therapist. That said, even animals with no concept of psychology can see that Stephen has a tenuous grasp on reality. Most of the time it’s in the “grandma’s on a good one" kind of way. Throughout his autistic rants it become fairly clear that Stephen Miller doesn't seem to like America very much. I know that sounds trite, so let me explain in case you couldn't be assed to read the above screencap. In it, he refers to our judiciary as “terrorists” and claimed that they committed “legal insurrection”. All because a judge struck down Trump's (Re: his) attempt to utilize the National Guard to invade Portland, Oregon on specious grounds. That sounds like the plot of a Schwarzenegger movie. Speaking of which...
Terminator 2 is a movie about a killer robot (T-1000) that travels back in time to kill a child that has the audacity to grow up and lead an army to defeat said robots. In the end, that ruthless killing machine is reduced to flailing about, screaming, completely bereft of dignity. That’s Stephen Miller every time he decries America’s values, and what they represent. It’s as funny as it is sad. Watching the movie, you know in the back of your mind that the T-1000 is never a true threat. The narrative is compelling but you know he’ll never win. In fact, you’re curious how he’ll lose. The T-1000 underestimated its opponents. Had it not stopped to taunt the protagonists, it may have won.
Stephen Miller isn’t cool enough to be the T-1000 but he does want you to think he’s unstoppable just as James Cameron wanted you to think the T-1000 was. This tough guy persona is part of a larger narrative and h0e relies on your belief in that narrative because that’s all he has. Stephen's bullshit only works if you believe it does. Hell, America itself only exists if you believe in it. So what are you going to do? Believe an idiot with a Twitter account or a constitution that has existed for 250 years? The choice is obvious.
Stephen any time he posts on twitter
So the question isn’t if he’ll fail, it’s when, and how. America doesn’t tolerate the kind of crap he’s trying to sell. Those of you that react to his tantrums in fear are feeding into the illusion that he has any power to begin with. I promise you-- if he had any real power he wouldn’t be crying on Twitter because a judge told him “no”. He may defy the judge, but I doubt that would work out the way he thinks it would.
so that's why my kid's clothes shot up in price.
If you ask me, Stephen is a bigger problem than Donald Trump. You see, Donald might be the most easily swayed man in existence. He's incredibly gullible and plays into your hand as soon as you compliment him. Just look at his relationship with Zohran Mamdani. They are ideologically opposed in every single way and yet they get along because Mayor Mamdani treats Donald with respect. Stroking that fat fucks ego is all you need to do to manipulate him and I think Stephen knows that. While Donny Boy certainly has fascistic tendencies, he's too stupid to conceptualize and implement anything beyond "shoot people". Stephen-- by comparison, actually believes in the white supremacist nonsense he spouts. All of this "blood of the nation" and "anglo-saxon" talk you hear Trump spew seems to come directly from him. In fact, there's a noticeable difference in vocabulary and diction whenever Donald discusses race or nationality. Mind you, this doesn't make Stephen some kind of mastermind. As I've already established, it doesn't seem hard to get Trump to do or say virtually anything. Still, such rhetoric coming from the President is a cause for concern. Or would be if not for Donald's profound lack of credibility with virtually everyone.
I'm not downplaying anything, mind you. Rhetoric like this can be extremely dangerous. Recently, Judge Diane Goldstein of South Carolina had her home burned to the ground in what’s being investigated as an arson. Three of her family members were hospitalized. This suspected arson occurred just one day after Stephen referred to the United States Judiciary as “terrorists”. It's a coincidence, but crazy people don’t care that Stephen's rhetoric on twitter is /b/-tier shitposting. They can and will act on posts like that.
Speaking of which, what kind of consequences should Stephen Miller face? This man is the White House Senior Advisor. His behavior is unbecoming of the role, if nothing else. This administration is going to have a lot to answer for. Whether it be protecting pedophiles, murdering citizens, or other crap I don't have time to go into. You can't convict a man for crying on the internet or telling lies to the president. However, there are plenty of things Stephen is allegedly doing that are criminal. For instance, Stephen allegedly has a personal stake in Palantir, granting him a personal financial tie to these overly aggressive ICE Raids. He could be held responsible for the ICE policies that led to Alex Pretti and Renee Good's deaths. Though, I'd imagine a lot of people are going to go down for those once dipshit is out of office. If there's anything they'll get him on though, it's the alleged conflict of interest. Everything else is tough because the prosecution would have to paint with a very broad brush. The Palantir thing would solely be his to own. Assuming of course, that it's true.
Stephen is stirring the pot more now than he did in Trump's first term and his face is becoming recognizable. Prior to a few weeks ago, I’d only heard his name in passing. Usually followed by “nazi” this" or “fascist” that. I patently reject these labels because I think it legitimizes him. Stephen behavior suggests to me that he actively seeks to cultivate such a reputation. He seems to believe that those types are intimidating and worthy of something beyond mockery. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that the only thing Stephen has in common with the nazis is that they're both failures.
In normal times, I’m apolitical and I don’t care about what’s going on unless it involves economics. That I even know who Stephen Miller is is a huge problem for him. People are learning about what he says, what he does, and what is done in the name of his ideology. Rightfully, the American people are disgusted. Sure, you'll always have redneck trash that's perfectly fine with his rhetoric, but those people are barely sentient. They don't have the numbers to win elections unless the turnout sucks or the opposing candidate is a woman. Hey man, I don't make the rules I simply make observations. What I'm seeing is a pathetic man whose dignity never materialized. Whose contempt for the very country he serves is obvious to even the most casual of observers.
He is so thin skinned this laughably bad edit would piss him off
The simplest way to deal with Stephen is to make fun of him. He's a pussy and will slink away like a little bitch the moment people start saying so. I mean, this is a guy that can't even handle protests and claims they're terrorism. Protesting isn’t terrorism and resisting tyrants is the most American thing you can do. Personally, I believe our constitution is too ingrained to falter- especially with regard to amendments the people actually know about. That first one? Yeah, everyone knows that one, Stephen. I'm sorry buddy, but you're going to have to try harder.
Imagine being this full of shit
I consider it an act of American patriotism to make fun of Stephen Miller as much as you possible can. Such acts are up there with voting and peppering your yard with American flags. I need to make it clear though: never harass, doxx or threaten Stephen Miller. He's already scared enough as it is. Plus, it'll legitimize his delusions. Stephen thrives on being a victim. Once again, don’t give him power he wishes he had by fearing him. If he knows he’s going to be mocked whenever he opens his mouth, he'll almost certainly shut the fuck up. That’s half the battle right there. Anytime he googles himself, he should be inundated with terrible, half baked memes featuring his face plastered on the body of some recognizable piece of shit.
I think the most wonderful thing about Stephen is how he makes me feel about myself. I don't think I'm that great of a person. Yet, when I look at Stephen, not only do I think "wow, I'm more masculine than I thought", I think "wow, maybe I'm not so terrible". It's a lot like when I used to read about Chris-Chan. In my early twenties, I considered myself to be completely worthless. Then I discovered Chris-Chan and realized it could be so much worse. Stephen appears to have everything he could ever want. He's rich, famous, and surrounded by powerful people. Yet, it's obvious that he doesn't have anything of merit. You can't take any of that with you when old age hits and you spend a majority of your time shitting yourself. Just look at Donald. He's technically the most powerful man on Earth, and yet, nearly everyone hates him and thinks he's little more than a drooling invalid. And that's because he is-- nobody loves him, and nobody loves Stephen Miller. They both revel in made up nonsense because they couldn't figure out how to be human.
Inevitably, Stephen's time in the White House will come to a close. Then, the accountability comes. See, when you've pissed off enough of the country, politicians begin using your accountability as a policy decision. That's a very, very bad position to be in. Maybe he shouldn't have taken himself so seriously. Do I think that Stephen Miller will end up in prison? I can't say. What I will say is that it'd be shame if he wasn't a pariah by the time he leaves the White House. I want him to live long enough to become a very old, isolated and lonely man. Well, more than he already is. He doesn't need to go to prison so long as he's constantly reminded that nobody love him.
