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11/16/25

Hearing about Halo being ported to PS5 got me way more incensed than you'd think two things I have no interest in combining would. Of course this was going to happen at some point. I'm just surprised it happened with little to no fanfare. I've since written a lot about the Halo Trilogy and The two console it appeared on. I don't care about anything bungie didn't make. Those were already mediocre enough as it is.

I could use my N3DSXL but for whatever reason I prefer this

The only reason these articles haven't come out is because I got sucked into Advance Wars Dual Strike again. The worst Advance Wars game is better than anything that Halo could even begin to approach. I think the original model Nintendo DS is better than the DS lite. I'm the opposite of everyone else in that I think the DS lite has worse screens. They're far more "ghosty" than the screen in the original and I don't mind how dim it is.

Since my computer desk is situated next to my cats food bowl, I often watch them eat while working on this website. They're cute little guys. Here's a picture of those motherfuckers.

As I type this, the two are chasing each other through the house.

Listen, I'm pretty close to ready to publish this stupid fucking Halo breakdown I wrote entirely on a whim. I don't like Halo, but I'm not like /v/ or something where I hate it solely for the crime of existing. There are plenty of great reasons to hate it other than the fact that the blue naked chick has no nipples.