Chris Chan 2.0

I am obsessed with Stephen Miller now

10/05/25

For the last several days, all I've done online is read about Stephen Miller, laugh at Stephen Miller, or make fun of Stephen Miller. I know he's stirring a lot of shit, but his meltdowns bring me such joy. Thank you, Stephen Miller for reminding me of what it was like to be on 4chan in 2007. For those of you unaware, he's this stupid dickhead that works in the White House that has meltdowns like a cartoon villain every time he doesn't get his way. You just know that right now he's starting these fights with Portland and Chicago so he can unveil some kind of Technodrome-esque doomship that's modeled after his head. Surely, that's how he see's himself when he isn't mired by self loathing.

I wrote an entire article about him Go read it.

I swear to God I will go back to writing stupid shit about Game Boy's next week. I'm having high school internet bullshit nostalgia time right now.