What's New?

Whoops!

10/17/25

So yesterday, rather than do one thing, I did another and multiple WIP pages were uploaded. I think this may have happened a few times, actually.

Those aren't ready for the public yet but when they are, they'll be back.

When I'm not making fun of people who can have me killed, I'm writing about Dr. Mario. Are you surprised? Let me introduce myself, I guess. I've written about almost every single version of Dr. Mario in existence, but I'm not taking any of it seriously. Expect that unless I'm extrajudicially murdered. Which will happen first?

There will be a news archive soon so that this front page doesn't end up becoming any more a massive wall of text than it already is.

Holiday themes might become a thing. I'm experimenting with different things right now, and you may have seen that. Whether or not it happens depends on if A) I want to do it and B) if it looks good. You may not have noticed from the banner, but I'm a terrible artist so we'll see what happens.

Further down the line, multiple essays have been written and simply need clean up. I was way too confident in my own writing and was publishing first drafts here at first. Probably unwise, but whatever.