Meet Americas President

Donald Trump is the current president of the United States. He leads America with strength and dignity.

Donald Trumps claim to fame is that he's very, very rich! He's got all kinds of money, and used it to buy some buildings and run Miss Teen USA while simultaneously being best friends with the worlds most prolific pedophile. What are the odds? They also let him host Saturday Night Live a few times, then he got a reality show where he fired people.

Donald John Trump was born on June 14th, 1946 to Fred & Mary Anne Trump. He's got some brothers and sisters, but nobody knows their names or who they are compared to their handsome brother Donald.

Donald Trump is a hero to all of humanity and always considered the little man over himself. Whether it's protecting children, or showing respect to our men in uniform, Trump and his incredibly competent administration are as big and beautiful as Trumps penis.

America is lucky to have a man like Trump running the United States. May God bless him! I also would like to take this moment to express that I have no intention of killing myself any time soon.

God Bless America and all it's beauty. May it never be tarnished.