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10/17/25

So yesterday, rather than do one thing, I did another and multiple WIP pages were uploaded. I think this may have happened a few times, actually.

Those aren't ready for the public yet but when they are, they'll be back.

When I'm not making fun of people who can have me killed, I'm writing about Dr. Mario. Are you surprised? Let me introduce myself, I guess. I've written about almost every single version of Dr. Mario in existence, but I'm not taking any of it seriously. Expect that unless I'm extrajudicially murdered. Which will happen first?

There will be a news archive soon so that this front page doesn't end up becoming any more a massive wall of text than it already is.

Holiday themes might become a thing. I'm experimenting with different things right now, and you may have seen that. Whether or not it happens depends on if A) I want to do it and B) if it looks good. You may not have noticed from the banner, but I'm a terrible artist so we'll see what happens.

Further down the line, multiple essays have been written and simply need clean up. I was way too confident in my own writing and was publishing first drafts here at first. Probably unwise, but whatever.

In America, Politicians are our property

10/16/25

These men persevered for you. do not let them down

No Kings Day II is on Saturday, and Republican Party sure is mad about it. House Speaker and jackass Mike Johnson has referred to the protest event as the "Hate America Rally", which is rich coming from a guy that has actively hindered the very system that makes America what it is.

America's catalyst was telling the King of England to go fuck himself and I can't imagine the Republicans are stupid enough not to know this. No, more likely they're once again capitulating to an old man that, if reports are to be believed, regularly shits himself. I'm not going to waste time listening to the words of people like that and neither should you.

Donald and the rest of his gang of insipid fools work for us. They belong to us. They are our property, and when property doesn't function properly, you have to replace it. I'm not saying act violent. I don't throw my microwave out the window when it breaks, I throw it away and buy a new one. Smashing the old microwave does nothing other than make you look like a jackass. Throwing it in the garbage where it belongs will suffice.

No Kings Day II is the American people saying "hey, you're not running things the way we asked you to and in America, we're not going to allow that, so get your shit together". No Kings Day II, and every subsequent protest that will inevitably occur are the most American thing I can imagine. Once again, we're standing up to a dipshit that thinks he has the right to push people around.

God Bless America and the No Kings Day II protesters. We're in the process of calmly, constructively tossing old property that no longer does its job. Violence or property destruction have no place here, and won't help the cause.

I am obsessed with Stephen Miller now

10/05/25

For the last several days, all I've done online is read about Stephen Miller, laugh at Stephen Miller, or make fun of Stephen Miller. I know he's stirring a lot of shit, but his meltdowns bring me such joy. Thank you, Stephen Miller for reminding me of what it was like to be on 4chan in 2007. For those of you unaware, he's this stupid dickhead that works in the White House that has meltdowns like a cartoon villain every time he doesn't get his way. You just know that right now he's starting these fights with Portland and Chicago so he can unveil some kind of Technodrome-esque doomship that's modeled after his head. Surely, that's how he see's himself when he isn't mired by self loathing.

I wrote an entire article about him Go read it.

I swear to God I will go back to writing stupid shit about Game Boy's next week. I'm having high school internet bullshit nostalgia time right now.

I love America

10/05/25

Rather than continuously talk shit about the jackasses currently running things, I want to talk about why I love the United States of America so much.

The shit that has been going down recently has had me thinking about what this country means to me. I was born here, I've been able to reap the benefits of that, and i think it's time I express my undying devotion to my homeland. No, this isn't the Stephen Miller version of that, which isn't a devotion to America at all. It's a devotion to the ideals of the constitution and what it means.

Despite what those chucklefucks are trying to do, this is still the greatest country in the world by a long shot. We may be in hard times, but we'll make it out. It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when. In this case, roughly a year or so from now.

America hating Lowcow angry at judiciary, fecklessly lashes out on Twitter

10/04/25

UPDATE: Stephen Miller has a worse grasp on English than most immigrants. I can only imagine he was crying as he posted this. Listen, pretending that lives are in danger because of a threat you made up doesn't make it true.

Those are words, but that's not how they're used, baldy.

This tweet reminds me of something

I'm trying to understand what a "legal insurrection" is. Last I checked, an insurrection is illegal by definition. In this fool's mind, law is treason if it defends against unchecked power. He sounds like a 7/11 vagrant rambling about the government. Also, he uses "terrorist" like a child that learned a new word. Imagine genuinely thinking that a judge making a ruling is "terrorism". What a dumbass. This is what he does though. He has tantrums online when he doesn't get his way. If anything, this seems to solidify my theory that he's the one responsible for these threats by Trump against Portland. What does he stand to gain from any of this? Does he have his hand up President Trump's ass like some kind of puppet? Probably, I mean, the guy's brain is jell-o at this point. All you gotta do is stroke his ego and the keys are yours. Anyway, I'm on a break, so posting time is limited. I guess stupidity doesn't take a break like I do, I'm so glad I caught this now, it made my night. He thinks he's enforcing law but he's actively decrying it at the same time. This is the definition of childish meltdown and I am here for it.

Never forget that this is just a guy with a twitter account shouting pseudo-legal nonsense. There's no reason to be afraid of this. Take note of it, realize it's idiotic and counterproductive to whatever goal he has, and move on. It's actually good that he's being this brazen.

America's favorite lowcow Stephen Miller is once again crying like a little girl on Twitter. This time, he's angry that the judiciary won't let him subjugate people he disagrees with.

Lawyers, rev up those cases!

Oh course, there are no "left wing terrorists" wreaking havoc through the country. What he's refering to are protesters that are utilizing their first amendment rights. Looks like this guy has the same problems with the constitution that the rest of this administration are having. There is no legitimate power that exists that will quell protests. None.

Much like Chris Chan and his CWCville, Miller lives in some kind of fantasy world. I don't know what's going on in there, but he doesn't seem to realize that everyone is filming everything everywhere all the time. Reconstruction era tactics just won't work today.

You have to understand a few things about this dork. First of all, if he were capable of doing the things he's threatening, he'd just do them. He knows he can't, he's hoping you'll let him. That's the entire purpose of a threat. How often do you threaten to do something youre perfectly capable of? Never. Why? Because you just do them. There's no need. He's a chihuahua stuck in a kennel. It'll bark all day, but it can't do shit unless you let it.

You gotta look at this fool in the same way you'd watch somoene like Chris Chan. Chris Chan made all kinds of threats, acted eratic, but was ultimately harmless until he raped his own mother. Stephen Miller is the same, he's harmless, but, he might do something fucked up. Chris Chan would go on and on about sending people "at his command" after his enemies, nothing came of it. The same is true with Miller, and you gotta look at it that way.

Miller relies solely on his threats working, because otherwise he has no power. Even when he does do something, it'll be unconstitutional and everyone involved will be liable for a lawsuit. Right now, lawyers are frothing at the mouth, dollar signs in their eyes as they watch all this nonsense go down. They'll be taking cases pro bono because they know they'll win. You're going to be fine, and if he victimizes you, very, very rich.

So yeah, the dudes imploding because he knows all of this. His coping mechanism is tweets like this, where he places himself into some CWCville-esque lala land where he's the hero and always right. The problem is, he actually hates America and doesn't even know it. Or maybe he does, and simply uses America as a shield because it's convienent. Nobody knows, not even him.

The United States of America is a land founded on the principles brought forth within the constitution. A land where all are created equally, and people can agree to disagree. Listening to Millers words, this is obviously not how he feels. That tweet makes it very, very clear that he feels nothing but contempt for people that utilize their First Ammendment rights to say things he disagrees with. Look dude, if you hate this country as much as you imply, Russia or China might be better fits for you.

"left wing" terrorism doesn't exist. "right wing" terrorism doesn't exist. Terrorism is terrorism. It doesn't matter who's doing it. Why make distinctions? Does this tweet mean that "right wing" terrorism is okay? There was a terrorist attack the other day. The terrorists invaded an apartment building, attacked the residents, and just acted like fucking morons. That attack was perpetrated by an organization that calls itself "ICE" which stands for Immigration and Customs...oh. Well, aint that interesting. Someones going to prison at some point, aren't they? I wonder if they were "left wing". Good job putting a fucking sizzle reel of it up online. It's nice when criminals video tape their crime sprees.

No terrorism is okay no matter who's doing it and it's funny to me that this brain-dead hick is shitposting on twitter about terrorists a day after his administration commited what is more or less a terrorist attack. This was violence perpetrated against peaceful people to make a political point. How much more do we really need? Nobody was hurt, and someday the victims will be very, very rich.

So is Miller dangerous? Not in the way he wants you to think he is. Every time he opens his mouth, he says more than he means to. He's no a strong man, nor is he a good tactician. He's dangerous in the way every other person on Earth is. He has free will, and can do anything at any time for any reason. Does that mean he's capable of doing what he wants? Heavens no. He's a footnote at best. I'd be more concerned about being personally murdered or raped by him than anything he's using the governement to do. He's clearly a coward though, so the likelyhood of him personally attacking somoeone is almost zero. He's someone that actively wants to harm his percieved enemies and is clearly delusional. Feeding into those delusions isn't going to help him, or you.

More than anything, I pity him. Sure, I troll the fuck out of him, but I feel bad that this is his life. Just like Chris Chan, Stephen Miller is a tremendously fucked up person that has been given a spotlight that he cannot handle. It's a road to self destruction that few have tread. There is no need for his percieved "left wing terrorism" to occur. His delusions discount the fact that he'll almost certainly self destruct at some point. When it happens, it'll probably be really, really funny. I pity him, yes, but I also laugh at him, because he's a joke.

I welcome the mockery he's recieving on social media. Discovering him really does feel a lot like when I discovered Chris Chan. The same level of "what" going on in my head. The way I'd laugh as Chris Chan wished a store that kicked him out would burn down. No matter what he says or does, I simply cannot take him seriously. He's just too fucking funny. He's like the midget in South Park that tries to get Cartman to take him seriously. No matter how hard he tries, I simply can't.

Something about XBOX

10/02/25

I forget that Xbox exists most of the time. I use a modded 2001 era Xbox for a few things here and there but beyond that the entire thing is a big "?". Really, it comes down to a lack of respect for the brand after having briefly dealt with the 360 and the shit that executive said when the Xbox One was announced. I wonder how much damage that actually caused.

Apparently, Xbox Game Pass is getting a price increase. I don't know anyone with the latest Xbox console, or even it's name off the top of my head. $30/mo to rent games sounds ridiculous though. I pay $50/yr to rent games from Nintendo via Switch Online, and I don't even know whether or not I'm okay with that.

Let's be frank here (as if I'm known for anything but) and say that I don't want the brand to die. That's right, I don't want the brand to die. Microsoft is controlled opposition for Sony, and that keeps them from being 100% on top. Sony has already let themselves go though. the PS5 has nothing to entice me into buying one. Maybe I'm not the best person to discuss this. I don't have much interest in what either of these two are doing.

Seeing the angry reactions to this price increase combined with how I know nobody with a current gen Xbox is kind of sad. I fully understand why people are pissed off, but to see Microsoft recklessly kill their gaming division over the last decade while insisting they're not is disheartening.

Sony & Microsoft: I didn't buy a Switch 2 three months after launch for shits and giggles, or some kind of devotion to Nintendo. I did it because it's clear my family will get use out of the machine, and it has. There are games for everyone there, and their online services benefit my entire household. I will absolutely cancel them if they increase in price, but for now, they're fine. I think my limit is $70/yr for this kind of crap. Nintendo has provided value for my dollar. I have no illusions that they don't see me as some kind of walking wallet. As long as they treat me, their customer with respect while also releasing quality games my family will enjoy, i'll keep buying their products over yours. You need to step up your "games" and get your shit together. Without you, Nintendo has no incentive to be reasonable.

There's nothing Microsoft could realistically do to get me to buy an Xbox after what they did in 2013. Even so, there are people that don't care, and they shouldn't take that as a reason to screw those people further. Microsoft has home field advantage, and there's room to turn it all around with their fans if they play their cards right.

P.S. I'm not a news outlet. I just react to what I see elsewhere. Please do your own research on this kind of thing.

Stephen Miller is the new Chris Chan

10/01/25

One of the most hilarious things about Trump's utterly pathetic attempts at looking like a big man is hiring Stephen Miller. He reminds me of the guys I would rip on in high school. There'd always be at least one kid in school that thought they were tough shit. You'd tell them to fuck off and they'd lose their shit, threaten you, then never do anything because they know they can't.

crying like a little girl

I don't know or care about what this stupid faggot is going on about, but I want more of this. Trump, if you want to make up your last nine months of bullshit, you'll put this retard on TV more often. Make him your personal spokesman once you're out of office. He's even better on camera than you are.

Like, for real, who the fuck goes around saying "I'm hardcore". I wish I had recorded the laughter that came after I read this shit. Thank you for making my day, Stephen Miller, you utter retard.

Imagine being Stephen Miller right now, he must be utterly terrified and this is the only thing he can muster in order to gain any semblance of control of a situation he is utterly incapable of handling. He's a bald gaywad though, so who the fuck cares what's going on in his head. As long as it keeps him in a perpetual autistic meltdown, I'll be happy to laugh at him.

Maybe that's why RFK is so busy trying to find a "cure" for autism. He see's how much trouble his buddy Stephen is having and wants to cure him. Godspeed, RFK, but don't work too fast. I want to see what this chihuahua lookin' fuck has up his oversized sleeve next. Move over Chris Chan, you've been dethroned. Stephen Miller is autisms new "bad boy". As an autistic man myself, I believe I have the right to crown him such. If anyone at the council has issues with this, we'll put it to a vote in six weeks.

If you're turned off by my deliberate, gleeful cruelty: The bitch boy started it.

$31 Burger King Order

09/30/25

What is going on with Burger King? My wife and I ordered two combos: a Bacon King and an Impossible Whopper, and it came out to $31? Who the hell decided this crap was worth even half of that? Your food has to be worth eating to deserve that much money. I ran over a screw and decided to buy four new tires, costing $450 and that Burger King order pissed me off more.

Fast food isn't a luxury. It's something you eat when you're late to work because you took a shit. It's for teenagers and twenty-somethings that can't cook and have nowhere to hang out. You can't just price these people out. What about the divorced Dad's trying to shut their kids up? Do these corporate monsters know what they're doing?

I suppose the only solution is to track down this supposed "Burger King" and demand answers. Word is, he likes to sneak around like some kind of demented pervert. While I'm at it, I think I'll hunt down the Pep Boys. Their heads are getting a little too big.

Do you hate various fictional characters as much as I do? Tell me about it in an e-mail, and I might put it in an article several years from now, after you've long forgotten about all of this.

Word is, something bad has happened to EA and they're about to become property of Saudi Arabia. Given their track record they'll be right at home. Most importantly, they're supposedly billions of dollars in debt.

I've been boycotting those sons of bitches since 2004, and this isn't the first time I've heard "EA is dying". I suppose we'll have to wait and see.

Presuming this is true, I don't have any sympathy. They're a predatory shovelware company and if you're worried about the employees working there, I should show you Tobacco company statistics, you'll be even sadder.

Whatever happens, I won't mourn the financial destruction of predators. Fuck 'em.

Check out GBA's "Classic NES Series"

09/26/25

Let's take a look at some of the games in Nintendo's Classic NES series. I really liked these when they were new, even if I could tell a lot of it was senseless. Let's go over two of these releases, along with a third semi-related release. There's some other stuff in there, but really, that's as important as nearly 75% of this series. That is to say, completely worthless.

Please excuse the indignation

09/24/25

Jimmy Kimmel is back and you should watch him here.

I"ll be blunt, I never watched Jimmy Kimmel. I didn't care about Jimmy Kimmel. I'm watching him out of principle, because our country is run by a fat idiot that can't take a joke. I'm tired of hearing about him, and it'd be quite corking if he'd simply shut the fuck up and do his job properly. I don't know if the Disney Boycott is still going, but I'm not going to stop. Other than Kimmel, they don't provide anything of value.

I hope you like the new look, I'm happy with it. It's been raining a lot here, which is causing the desert plants to bloom. I am an allergy ridden mess right now. Mosquitos are all over the place too. All I wanna do is sit outside and enjoy the nice weather, but the allergies and mosquitos make it hard.

I've added a few small updates to the battery swap tutorial. Nothing huge, just some clarifications in certain places and simplifications in others. I wrote it for those of you that have absolutely no experience whatsoever with this stuff, and the feedback I've received is promising. Thank you all for checking this place out. I put this stuff out expecting nobody to look at it, so it's nice when people do.

Watch this space for more soon. No, it isn't political. Assuming of course, dipshit doesn't cause anymore trouble.

How to boycott Disney

09/18/25

Disney has no respect for the United States constitution. As a company that could only exist because of that constitution, it's only right to boycott them for turning their backs on our country.

Cancelling your subscriptions and not buying DVDs & Merch directly from stores like Wal-Mart, Target, or Amazon are a start, but what will REALLY kick these spineless assholes in the balls is not visiting their parks or going on their cruises. This is where they REALLY make their money. Everyone across the political spectrum should agree that our constitutional rights are not up for debate. Capitulation to an Authoritarism from any regime, right or left, will not be tolerated.

Cancel Disney Plus here

Cancel Hulu here

Get started cancelling your Disney Cruise reservation here or call (800) 951-3532 to cancel.

You can't cancel Disney Park tickets, unfortunately.

Do not visit their parks unless it's for protest. If you're in the LA area or near DisneyWorld, consider protesting.

Disney does not care about free speech. Disney does not care about The United States of America beyond what it can do to exploit it's citizens.

I'll be creating a more expansive page shortly with a comprehensive list of everything Disney has it's filthy mits on along with alternative ways to enjoy whatever you like without giving these free speech hating assholes your hard earned money.

Jimmy Kimmel Indefinitely cancelled by Disney over Charlie Kirk commentary

09/17/25

Disney owned ABC has announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! has been put on indefinite hiatus due to comments made by Kimmel in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's murder. You can watch the clip that got him cancelled here.

Basically, Trumps FCC threatened Disney and of course they folded. Nothing Kimmel said was wrong, or even that controversial. Trump, the whiney little pussy that him and his dumb little buddies are, simply wanted an excuse to remove Kimmel from the air. He already said as much not to far back (Warning:Truth Social link). Sorry to link to that shithole and if you don't want to click it, here's a screencap.

Pictured: an angry retarded man

Our President is a sexual abuser, I have no doubt in my mind that he'd exploit the murder of a man that loved him dearly to get a crappy TV show cancelled. He's a bitch that can't handle criticism and doesn't give a shit about free speech. He certainly doesn't give a shit about Charlie Kirk. To you MAGA fucks, are you so enveloped in your admiration for this guy that you can't see that? Are you retarded? Get your shit together. If you gave a shit about Charlie Kirk, you should be outraged by how his death is being exploited by these people. I think he was a complete piece of shit, and even I'm disgusted by it.

Imagine the precedents he's setting right now. These people are retarded to think they'll be in office forever or that they can eliminate their Democratic Party opposition. They'll be voted out of office, and gerrymandering will ensure they never win again. It's already happened in California. They Democrats are incompetent but with the political climate here, even insane things like "entire country will become California" is plausible. MAGA has given up pretending that they're free speech warriors, and many will abandon them for it.

Even stupider still, is for them to assume that it's solely Democrats and progressives that oppose them. I oppose, wholeheartedly, anyone that wants to trample on anyone's constitutional rights. Especially the first amendment. I'll vote in anyone that says "I oppose raping women, rounding up mexicans, and free speech restrictions" at this point. I don't consider myself "leftist". I simply oppose anyone trying to impose their will on others.

Admittedly, this is a problem with Disney just as much as it is a problem with Trump and his cock-sucking little followers. You cannot expect a huge corporation to care about the constitution when there's money on the line. Especially Disney, who's only motivation is money. The flimsy excuse they'll cling to in vain cannot be seen as anything but. Disney does not care about the United States Constitution and that they're in a position where that matters is suspect in and of itself.

Kimmel wasn't celebrating Kirks death, he was criticizing the exploitation of his death. Again, exploiting a mans death for political gain is just as bad, if not worse than celebrating it. At least those celebrating it were simple saying shitty things. MAGA is using his death to do shitty things.

You can be certain that they'll continue to weaponize the FCC now that Disney caved so fast. Like I said, we cannot rely on corporations to resist the will of Trump and his agenda. Boycotts work, and boycotting Disney is a good first step. Sadly, there's way too much content under the Disney umbrella. The Simpsons, for instance, is owned by Disney, and I'm annoyed that I'm gonna have to bust out my DVDs the next time I watch it, since I'll be cancelling my Disney Plus subscription. Cancel yours, and stop going to see their sloppy movies. Protest at Disneyland, DisneyWorld, etc. Our wallets fund them, take it away and make them feel it.

When the democrats get back into power, they should look at the kind of monopoly Disney has on media and break them up. Star Wars, Marvel, Fox, and others all consolidated under an umbrella that will actively circumvent free speech to appease empty threats. They have a tremendous responsibility and they just demonstrated that they can't handle it.

There's no excuse for political violence, there's no excuse for using said political violence to silence speech of any kind. Especially when said victim of political violence was (seemingly) extremely pro first amendment. Imagine being so loathsome that I have to defend Charlie Kirk's dignity from you. Jesus Christ what is this world coming to.

the only thing he's said that I agree with.

elon will have this deleted at some point, just watch. He's a pussy too.

I want peace, I want quiet, and I want everyone to be able to say whatever the hell they want, and be criticized for it by anyone BUT the government. If you don't like what I've said here, you have that right, and I'm not going to try to take it away from you. Revel in the fact that most people don't even read this shit and move on with your life like a normal person.

Virtual Boy

09/15/25

Nintendo is rereleasing Virtual Boy games as part of it's Nintendo Classics line. In and of itself, cool! However, I'm seeing a lot of revisionist history right now about the subject. Claims that the Virtual Boy "wasn't that bad" and other nonsense. I own the damn thing, it's pretty bad. No amount of new games for it could have saved that experience. Virtual Boy Wario Land was a chore to enjoy near the end because every session would end with me not being able to see red for several minutes after. It overcharges the cones in your eyes, so looking at a coke can, you'll see grey. You think that's good for children? I'm not a doctor, and I know it's temporary, but I don't like it. No video game console should eliminate my ability to percieve one third of the color spectrum any amount of time.

I wonder how this will play out with the new headset attachment that's coming with this release. I've read that it's required, which means that I'll never be download an app that I already had no plans to download. Really, you might as well just not release the damn thing if you're going to do that. Who's gonna buy a $100 plastic headset to play fucking Virtual Boy? I'm not criticizing you if you do, but I'm saying you probably don't exist. Please get that checked out.

Stop killing people for having ideas, please.

09/13/25

I've spent the better part of half my life advocating for peoples right to say whatever they want. I don't believe in the idea that someone should be killed because they said something controversial. Charlie Kirk was a jackass with bad opinions. He lived in a country where he had the explicit right to express those opinions.I know almost nothing about him beyond the fact that he made money arguing with teenagers. I don't care who he was, frankly. I care that he was killed over his opinions. I'm offended by the very concept of that. I shouldn't have to refer to another human being in the past tense because of words. I could have gone my whole life never paying attention to this guy, and been better for it, had he not been killed.

Obviously, nothing good came of Charlie Kirks murder. A man is now dead, his wife a widow, his children without a father, and his opinions legitimized in the minds of those that followed him. It doesn't matter what the actual truth is because the kind of people that would listen to him aren't the kind of people that think critically or care about the truth. That's not a criticism, that's just how it is. They were listening to him because he validated the views they hold. That's it. He lent legitimacy to a lot of views that I think are horrible, but again, it's only truly legit if the majority accepts it as such. Obviously, we don't. yet, now those very same people that are entirely opposed to everything he said have to come out and mourne him because it's a huge deal that he died. It's a tragedy for our country, in fact.

Clearly, I'm not advocating for his views so much as I'm telling you right here and now that you don't stand to gain anything from silencing people. To attempt to do so is foolish, and only legitimizes whatever you're attempting to silence. You rob innocent people of their family members, and for what? Because your feelings got hurt? Get the fuck out of my face with that bullshit. These public speakers often tell you exactly when and where they'll be, which is perfect for both people who want to see them and people who want to avoid them. If you're pissed off because you're seeing so and so on the internet, get off the internet! That's all there is to it. None of this is difficult. I hated Nancy Grace when she was on TV. She's a dickhead. Somehow, whenever her face appeared on my TV, the channel would change. I'm not going to sit around watching someone I dislike. That's stupid, and if you're doing it, you're stupid too. Go outside, help your community, love your family, treat your neighbors with kindness and respect.

Anything but this stupid fucking nonsense that's been going on lately.

I love settlement checks

09/10/25

I haven't worked for a retailer in nearly a decade, and I'm still getting settlement checks every couple of months. I'm good friends with an employment lawyer, and a running joke we have is that everyone should work for a certain big box retailer that shares it's color scheme with this website. Not because you're going to learn anything, you wont. You'll be paid and treated like shit, but if you do it long enough, you'll get settlement checks for life. Sometimes they're $10, other times, a couple hundred. The store specific ones are the best, because they could net you literally thousands.

On a lesser note, Charlie Kirk was murdered. Murdering political opponents is wrong, obviously. Kirk was a huge pussy and complete asshole, but nobody deserves to be gunned down for having stupid opinions. That's not how this country works, and whoever did it is even worse than Kirk was. Who's to say he couldn't have been turned around? Not everyone is a dickhead forever. Words will always be better than weapons.

Charlie Kirk didn't believe in empathy, but I do. My heart genuinely goes out to his family. My only advice to them is to stay off of social media right now. There are so many sick people celebrating this. You're a horrible person if you're doing that regardless of political views. In fact, you're no better than Donald Trump and his stupid little buddies.

Don't be killing CEOs either, the settlement checks their crimes generate cover so many restaurant bills nationwide.

Replace your batteries properly

08/27/25

After finding yet another Pokemon game with a battery taped into it, I've decided to write a guide on how to actually replace them. Some Website's Guide to Video Game Save Batteries will teach you virtually everything I know about the subject. Part of my day job is replacing these on non video game devices, so I'm gonna go ahead and make the claim that I am in fact the worlds leading expert on the subject. Perhaps even the universes. I don't know. I should run for president.

New ROM Hacks added

08/19/25

I can't believe I didn't include these sooner. I'm not huge on Super Mario Land because Wario Land exists but these two hacks breathe new life into these games and I think they're fantastic for that.

Super Mario Land DX -- If a Game Boy game ever needed color, it's Dr. Mario. This, though, is a close second. This colorization is drills home just how great this game looks visually. I've always been a fan of Mario's early sprites, and I think this is the last game to incorporate that specific design. I've always called it 80's Mario.

Super Mario Land 2 DX -- One of the best Game Boy games, in color. You know, it's difficult to come up with new stuff to say about colorization hacks. They usually look better than the original, and if they don't, I don't post them here. I bet you're wondering where Super Mario Land 3 is.

The Game Boy Camera Guide is here!

08/08/25

I love, love, love, LOVE, the Game Boy Camera. To commemorate this, I'm building a comprehensive guide to it. When it's finished, anything and everything you could ever want to know about this piece of hardware will be made available to you within it. Right now, it'll get you started.Click here to check it out right now.

The project is ongoing, but there's enough now to release to you guys. Watch this space for more in the future. I want this to be a definitive guide. The kind I wanted in back 2004 but could never find.

The UK and the Internet

07/30/25

Color me surprised that the UK has internet access. I'm just as suprised that they have electricity, but damn, they not only have internet, but the queen, or king, or whatever they have, has outright censored it.

Part of me is glad that they're basically barred from using the internet, as the only valuable contribution that festering island has ever made to this planet is Ozzy Osbourne, and that was eight decades ago.

Of course, I'm joking about most of that. The UK has indeed censored it's internet using the laziest excuse imaginable; "think of the children!". Anything to excuse poor parenting, right? Apparently, major platforms are now requiring British users post pictures of their IDs to gain access to them. I just know that move wont backfire spectacularly.

this site doesn't fit the bill to be included within the Online Safety Act (2023) because I don't allow user submissions or whatever. The act claims to "protect children and adults" from a variety of things that sound good on paper, but are obviously scapegoats. You're not stupid, so I don't have to explain my reasoning.

From an American perspective, the UK seems to be in even worse shape than we are. Our government is tremendously incompetent right now, and it'll be their downfall in the long term. Brits on the other hand have to deal with more and more of their liberties being stripped from them seemingly on a yearly basis at this point. Our liberties are being stripped too, but the majority of people are actively fighting it. Hard, and as we speak. Those that aren't are seen as complicit.

What are you Brits doing? I can't imagine big tech will help you. They'd love to have more data to harvest and sell to advertisers. You lot should stop using the platforms that are affected by this nonsense and start using the actual internet again.

I'm a parent, my children aren't allowed to use the internet. Why? Because I used the internet as a child. It wasn't a place for them then, and it isn't a place for them now. Period. You are a bad parent if you let your child online. It's not the governments place to protect my children from anything I personally have the power to do something about. Likewise, no government has any right to protect you from reading or watching anything.

It appears from this vantage point that this bill, having passed at all, is a function of voter incompetence. That's assuming of course, that the British public had any right to do so to begin with. I, an American, know all too well the danger of voter incompetence. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I won't pretend I know how the UK government works. I'm sitting here as an American watching you people accept tyranny and I'm disgusted. Where did your fight go?

Children are the future, they're wonderful people, and deserve respect. A government that will use them as a scapegoat to pass draconian laws doesn't have their best interest in mind at all. It doesn't respect them, and it doesn't respect the parents.

To all you parents letting your children on Social Media, why? Do you understand what you're doing? Social Media upsets people, and it's by design. They don't make any money showing people good things. If they're happy and satisfied, they'll leave. We need to start looking at situations like this the same way we look at parents that let their children smoke and drink. It's a complete and utter failure of parenting and it will absolutely damage them for life. If you can't handle parenting a child, please don't create one.

Finally, this isn't going to stop in the UK. While I'd absolutely love to see big tech go up in proverbial flames, we the people need to make that happen. Laws like this hurt people much more than they could ever help. Nobody cares about your children more than you, their parent will. I must reiterate, it is up to you to guide them. Not a government, not a corporation, you. In theory, a government is great for handling things that you can't. The NHS is great, and I wish we had something like that here. Everything involving your personal existence though? That's on you.

Mario Paint is now on Nintendo Switch

07/29/25

Nintendo just kind of dropped Mario Paint onto Switch Online yesterday. If you've got a Switch, you can plug in a USB mouse to your dock and get running in seconds. It's kind of ridiculous that it's not playable in portable mode but that's life. Switch 2 owners are able to play in portable mode, since that console has a mouse built into one of the joycons. I presume that's why this was released to begin with.

I spent untold amounts of time playing with this thing growing up. Combined with the Game Boy Camera and a VCR, I'd create some wierd ass shit. I don't think I have anything left though. Those of you that didn't get a chance to paint with Mario as kids can be assured that while it's not the most versatile paint program, it's great to see just how much they got right so early on. The UI is still very usable, and aside from the lack of a zoom function, the program has aged wonderfully.

For a company that goes out of it's way to piss me off, Nintendo does nice things occasionally. Of course, this is no reason to bother buying Nintendo Switch Online if you don't already have it. If you're American, just spend the $11 on a used copy of the game, dump it, and run it on your computer.

Rest In Peace to the Prince of Darkness

07/26/25

Not long after I uploaded the last update, I learned of the passing of Ozzy Osbourne. I shut this place down and put a tribute in it's place.

Dude was a legend, is a legend, and the world is worse without him. Two days before he passed, we were talking about Dog the Bounty Hunter, and how he had the privilege to have Ozzy do his theme song. Not long before that, we were all in awe at how he was able to perform with Black Sabbath at his age. No doubt about it, he loved his fans. I grew up listening to his music, and will probably do so until I too meet my maker. I'm usually far more eloquent when discussing these types of things, but I'm genuinely devastated right now. He lived a full life, but it's still hard. It's certainly nothing compared to what his family must be going through. May he rest in peace.

Unintentionally Creepy NES Games

07/22/25

I'm working on a big project right now, and hopefully I'll finish before I completely lose interest. In the meantime, check this out. I think we often forget how weird the NES actually is.

Happy Belated 4th of July

07/06/25

While it's arguable that there is nothing to celebrate right now, please remember why we celebrate this holiday in the first place. America was founded on rebellion and being rowdy. Now, more than ever, it's important that we continue in that spirit. The current administration will be voted out, and when that happens, it's up to us, the people, to ensure an administration like this never has the opportunity to exist again.

Arguments like "There won't be an election" or "it'll be rigged" exist solely to demotivate you. Now is not the time for demotivating ourselves. Perhaps now, more than ever, it's time for people to start considering what they want this country to be, and to take the steps necessary to ensure that happens. New, young, well read politicians are needed. I think a major part of the problem with our country today isn't that boomers have wrecked everything. It's that we, the young, seem to believe that we're not capable or are simply unwilling to do anything other than bitch about it.

Bitching isn't going to fix things. Violence definitely isn't going to fix things. Young people running for office and changing things directly will fix things. We have ceded the future to people that no longer have one. These 50-70 year olds in congress don't care about you, or me, or anyone else aside from themselves. They know they'll be long gone by the time the consequences of their actions are apparent. They're obsessed with nostalgia for a time that never existed in the first place. My childhood was objectively a hellscape of disappointment and abandonment. Guess what? I'm still nostalgic for it.

There is a blatant refusal to evolve in today's politicians. They're bought sold and paid for by interests that want nothing more than to exploit you without limit. Why are we allowing it?That is the question I ask you today. it's not enough to vote, we, as a generation, need to start running for office en masse. The second thing we need to do, after we've presumably succeeded in that, is to cede power to our descendants well before we get to the point where our brains begin to turn to mush. We can never fix the problems boomers have created if we don't learn from their mistakes.

Of course, generations aren't monoliths. There will be young people and are young people that are "for sale", so to speak. Look at our current White House Press Secretary. Her integrity and reputation are gone and it's sad. You may be surprised to find out she's in her late 20's. Hatred ages you terribly. We also must not make the mistake to hate those that are in power. That hatred is blinding, and will prevent us from seeing the bigger picture. They are political opponents, nothing more. Failing to recognize us makes us no better than they are.

The founders of this country, for all their flaws, tried the best they could with what little they had to give their descendants the opportunity to live in a free society. We must not cede our power to those that will abuse theirs. We must utilize the opportunities we have been given as people to create a better future. We, as young people, need to kick those that don't serve us out of office using the very same methods they used to get into office. it's only then, that we can create the country we truly want.

The fact that I'm writing a blog post encouraging young people to run for office, and wondering if this post will cause some gestapo loser to knock on my door, is a problem for me. But I must make it clear, utilizing violence to fight abuse is never the answer, as we risk losing our integrity in the process, and it play's directly into their hands. The 1970's were just as tumultuous as the current age, and they were able to fix things, which lead to relative peace two decades later. If we work hard, and do things right, we can ensure our grandchildren have a future we can look forward to. That is what America is about, and has always been about at it's core.

if there is one thing I want you to take from this, it's that action, not destruction, are the path forward. If we allow our base instincts to take over, we're worse than the ones that put us in this position in the first place. You do not respond in kind to destruction. Not now, not ever.

I love being an American, and will always love being an American.

Some Stuff, I supposed

06/18/25

Mega Man World 4 DX - This colorizes Mega Man IV on Game Boy. I played this a lot as a kid. I dumped that very same copy to play this and it kicked ass. One of the things about Mega Man IV is that it's the last Game Boy Mega Man to include Robot Masters from the NES games. I'm glad they caught on to the fact that they should have had original enemies 5 games in, but this is still a great game.

Revenge of the Gator: Gold -- Revenge of the Gator on it's own is already a really good game. This hack colorizes it and improves things to the point where this is the only way I'll play it anymore. If you've never tried Revenge of the Gator, you're looking at one of the better Game Boy pinball outings here.

I wrote about Dragon Quest again

Nobody can stop me. Dragon Warrior 1 specifically is a very important game to me. In fact, the entire series is a very important series to me. Read about it here or don't.

final fight on SNES

06/08/25

My good friend Gnawtor once wrote an in depth article about why SNES Final Fight was kinda lame. Having played it as a kid, it's a cathartic read.

Forgiveness please

06/03/25

Ladies and gentlemen. I come before you today to inform you that this website has been updated. This of course, is obvious, given that this text is here when it wasn't before. I suppose I COULD omit those two previous sentences but then I'd no longer have a coherent opener. Whether or not this opener is coherent is entirely subjective itself. Yes, indeed, the site has in fact been updated.

There's two new ROM hacks this time. I have more in the pipeline for next update.

Super Mario Bros - Two Players Hack - I play this pretty frequently. It's a good time on a flash cart with some family or friends. Word of warning, there's no way for either player to continue if they game over. you might as well reset. It's so fun though that it doesn't matter.

Dragon Warrior - ChatGPT Edition - The worst shitpost hack ever created. Which brings me to...

There are people that like it, but they can fuck themselves. Vitriol aside, I spent a month experimenting with ChatGPT so that I could accurately shit on it without sounding hyperbolic. I wrote about the experience here. It's inaccurate, creates garbage, and makes you less happy in general. I don't know if what I'm saying is interesting or new, but it's important I say it.

I've updated the banner. The old name is no longer the current name, whatever that means.. Everybody please welcome our wonderful shareholder demanded rebrand into "some website". That's right! Now in contrived scenarios where you download a hack here and someone asks you where you got it, saying "some website" will be accurate. It'll also confuse people which is funny to me. There's also a new About section which is just a glorified FAQ.

I wrote some new stuff

05/08/25

Sometimes the things I write about have little to do with the general vibe of this site. What even is the vibe of this site? Check out this article about how shitty reddit is. I'd never really used the place until recently and it blows me away how right 2009 era 4chan was about that shithole.

I also wrote an article about the glitches I used to experience as a kid while playing NES. You don't really hear about this anymore since people have been emulating NES far longer than the console was ever relevent. This stuff used to be a huge problem in the 90's for me though. Strangly enough, I kind of miss it.

Life is cyclical

02/04/25

The Nintendo Entertainment System is one of those machines that I’m just kind of obsessed with. I don’t really know why. Frankly, it’s a subject that has been discussed by everyone to death. What else is there even to say about this thing? I recently got a Twin Famicom, and have been messing around with it a bit. It’s been a while since I last had interest in the famicom and several things have happened since then. There’s a new drive emulator for the Famicom Disk System called the FDSkey which I’ll probably build. Along with that, DupliFDS , which allows you to copy disks using an English interface. Even though I can read Japanese well enough to use DISK HACKER, I don’t particularly enjoy using it. It always felt very sketchy.

tetris and some other things

10/04/24

My work life has made it difficult to work on this while also maintaining my personal life. That's what I get for insisting on working in an industry that is infamous for being terrible to it's employees. Anywho, I've added a couple of ROM hacks to the site.

• Tetris Zero -- This is a personal favorite of mine that I play fairly consistently. it's a modification of the NES version of Tetris that enables multiplayer and SRAM score saving. Give it a go.
• Tetris Nato Edition -- Tetris as it rightfully should be. A game designed half in protest of the Russia - Ukraine War and half because it's funny to antagonize Russian populists.
• Rush -- Someone took Pac-Man and turned it into this nonsense. I love it.

that's it for now. I'm working on an article about DKoldies so look forward to that. I've been collecting video games for nearly 25 years at this point so it's been interesting digging into these people and what they've been up to.

ROM HACKS AND MORE ADDED

09/15/24

For starters, several new ROM hacks have been added

• Star Luster - Improvement, originally a hack I made solely for myself. It makes Star Luster look less janky.
• The Simpsons: Return of the Space Mutants which is an unofficial sequel to Bart Vs. the Space Mutants. This is one of the first ROM hacks I ever played.
• Satanic Duck Hunt is horrible vandalism at it's absolute most unhinged
• Poo Poo Land is exactly what it sounds like and is one of hundreds of hacks made by author Jackass. Yes, hundreds.
• Snoopy Magic Show DX colorizes a Game Boy game that absolutely nobody played but you should. It's cute arcade fun.
• Kirby's Pinball Land DX is a colorized version of the game that started the "pinball spinoff" genre
• Final Fantasy Adventure DX adds much needed color to the most melodramatic video game in human history. Find me another game where two completely unrelated character have tragic deaths within 10 minutes of the game starting.
• Dr. Mario DX turns Game Boy Dr. Mario into something worthy of your time.

I've written a review of Crystal Clear. ROM Hacks of Pokemon games never really crossed my mind as something worth playing. This hack has changed my mind on that to a degree I can't even begin to express. If you're looking for a ROM hack with hundreds upon hundreds of hours worth of gameplay, look no further. I won't be hosting it here because it's clear the creator is still working on it. Go get it from from his website.