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11/16/25

Hearing about Halo being ported to PS5 got me way more incensed than you'd think two things I have no interest in combining would. Of course this was going to happen at some point. I'm just surprised it happened with little to no fanfare. I've since written a lot about the Halo Trilogy and The two console it appeared on. I don't care about anything bungie didn't make. Those were already mediocre enough as it is.

I could use my N3DSXL but for whatever reason I prefer this

The only reason these articles haven't come out is because I got sucked into Advance Wars Dual Strike again. The worst Advance Wars game is better than anything that Halo could even begin to approach. I think the original model Nintendo DS is better than the DS lite. I'm the opposite of everyone else in that I think the DS lite has worse screens. They're far more "ghosty" than the screen in the original and I don't mind how dim it is.

Since my computer desk is situated next to my cats food bowl, I often watch them eat while working on this website. They're cute little guys. Here's a picture of those motherfuckers.

As I type this, the two are chasing each other through the house.

Listen, I'm pretty close to ready to publish this stupid fucking Halo breakdown I wrote entirely on a whim. I don't like Halo, but I'm not like /v/ or something where I hate it solely for the crime of existing. There are plenty of great reasons to hate it other than the fact that the blue naked chick has no nipples.

Good night.

Some Website's latest feature that should have existed from the beginning is the News Archive. I don't know why it's called this. The front page has been designated as a place for me to post content that's time sensitive. I suppose that constitutes news, right? Anyway, here it is. I'll probably change the name later.

Check out the News Archive to read older posts.