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Stephen Miller accidentally defects to Democratic Party

10/25/25

White House Advisor and local oaf Stephen Miller is either incapable of strategizing or he’s working for the Democratic Party. I don’t know which yet, but I’m guessing it’s the former.

Earlier today, a panicked Stephen appeared on Fox News to call for the arrest of Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker. Apparently, he’s mad that Governor Pritzker has created a task force to track alleged crimes committed by Federal Immigration Agents. (commonly refered to as "ICE")

Stephen, in a fit of strategic incompetence belted the following on national TV “to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties,” Of course, this is 100% wrong and doesn’t account for the fact that they aren’t immune to state prosecution. All this does is embolden a group of people that are already under a microscope.

It seems that Stephen genuinely believes he’s not going to prison at some point and that Trump will somehow succeed. Either that, or he’s terrified and has no idea what else to do beyond making threats and acting the fool. I don’t know, and I don’t care.

Stephen’s rhetoric only serves to help those that oppose ICE and the Democratic Party in ways he’s clearly not capable of predicting. And you, if you’re afraid of what he’s saying, get your shit together. Stephen isn’t some kind of tactician and he isn’t in charge of anything. He’s giving ICE permission to create more material for his opposition to use against them later. What kind of strategy is that? This is the kind of shit you see on America's Dumbest Criminals.

What if Stephen is in fact a Democrat? What if he’s just in the closet about it? Maybe that’s why he’s so manic and pissed off? He wants to come out as a Democrat. I’m no Democrat, so I have no way of gauging whether or not they’d accept him when he comes out, but I’m gonna guess they won't. They love eating their own more than the Republicans do.

You know, there’s so much rhetoric on the left right now about how “Nobody is doing anything!” and that’s simply not true. People are doing all kinds of crap everywhere. Something to keep in mind though: even if nobody did anything, Stephen’s inability to shut the fuck up is more of a hindrance to the Trump Administration than anything else. I’ll give you a tip, Stephen: If you want “the enemy” to look bad, simply discredit them instead of yourself. Hell, make yourself likable. This “I’m terrified and lashing out” gag is old hat. You won’t do that though, because you’re not reading this and probably can’t read to begin with. Someone please dictate this article to Stephen. He needs assistance badly. Possibly some kind of agent. Maybe he could make some movies to show Robert De Niro how it’s done? I don’t know.

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